To Dance Is To Live!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

It Won't Do You Any Good To Run If You're Running The Wrong Way. I've Developed A New Philosophy...i Only Dread One Day At A Time.

We Used To Have A Dog Named Snoopy, You Know, A Real Live Dog. I Suppose People Who Love Snoopy Won't Like It, But We Gave Him Away. He Fought With Other Dogs, So We Traded Him In For A Load Of Gravel.

The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology; Just Love One Another.