To Dance Is To Live!

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.

A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To Draw The Same Thing Day After Day Without Repeating Himself.

I Think I'll Go Over And Introduce Myself To That Little Red-haired Girl. I Think I'll Introduce Myself, And Then Ask Her To Come Over And Sit Next To Me. I Think I'll Ask Her To Sit Next To Me Here, And Then I Think I'll Tell Her How Much I've Always Admired Her... I Think I'll Flap My Arms, And Fly To The Moon.

What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!