To Dance Is To Live!

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

That's The Secret To Life... Replace One Worry With Another.

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!

I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't Stand.