I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars...

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?

I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't Stand.

The Worst Part Of It Is You Don't Know If He's Barking At An Owl, The Moon Or A Burglar!" "that's One Of The Drawbacks Of A Limited Vocabulary!

There Sure Are A Lot Of These 'instant' Products On The Market. Instant Coffee, Instant Tea, Instant Pudding, Instant Cereal... Instant Dislike.

A Tragic Life Is Romantic When It Happens To Somebody Else.