I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars...

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

Valentine, Just A Few Words To Tell You How I Love You. I Have Loved You Since The First Day I Saw You. Whenever That Was.

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog. Sigh! There's So Little Hope For Advancement.

Look At Charlie Brown's Face. Would You Please Hold Still A Minute Charlie Brown? I Want Linus To Study Your Face. Now This Is What You Call A Failure Face, Linus. Notice How It Has Failure Written All Over It. Study It Carefully Linus. You Rarely See Such A Good Example. Notice The Deep Lines, The Dull Vacant Look In The Eyes. Yes, I Would Say This Is One Of The Finest Examples Of A Failure Face That Your Liable To See For A Long While.

A Kiss On The Nose Does Much Toward Turning Aside Anger.