You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!

No One Would Have Been Invited To Dinner So Often As Jesus Was Unless He Were Interesting And Had A Sense Of Humor.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

What If Everyone In The Whole World Suddenly Decided To Run Away From His Problems?" "well, At Least We'd All Be Running In The Same Direction!