I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.