I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because

Black Folks Tell Their Kids They Have To Be Twice As Good As A White Person? Well, If I Tell A Child Of Mine That, Or That They Have To Be Careful - That This Is What A Cop Would Do If You Do This - They Think Something Is Wrong With Them. I Tell Them Death Is Better.

If I Had To Write Down The Most Important People In The History Of This Planet, No.1 Would Be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because He's A White Man Who Said He Would Die For The Cause, Because They Could Take Him, But They Weren't Going To Take His Grandchildren. That Brother Was Beautiful.

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.

If You Take 12 Waters From The Coconut - Not The Ones You Buy In The Store, Although That's Good - But The Fresh Coconuts, The Little Brown Ones With The Three Eyes, If You Take 12 Of Those Within 24 Hours, Your Blood Will Go Back To The Way It Was When You Were Born.

At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.