Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

A Klaner Kkk Is A Cat Who Gets Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night And Takes His Sheet With Him.

Coconut Milk Is The Only Thing On This Planet That Comes Identically To Mother's Milk.

When I Tune Into My Beautiful Self, I Get Happiness. Everything In The Universe Belongs To Me.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!