Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

No Kid In The World, No Woman In The World Should Ever Raise A Hand Against A No-good Daddy. That's Already Been Taken Care Of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit The Wind.

One Of The Things I Keep Learning Is That The Secret Of Being Happy Is Doing Things For Other People.

I Was Born And Raised In St. Louis, And This Little Town, Eight Blocks Away, Place No One Ever Heard Of, A Black Man There Commands The Attention Of The World For Months? That Ain't My World.

At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.