I Am Completely Attracted To The Idea

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

There's An Old Russian Saying That Goes Some Way Or Another. I Don't Know It. I Don't Speak Russian. But Sometimes I Think About It And Wonder If It's Relevant To What I'm Going Through At The Time. Probably Not. I Mean What Do Russian Know About Hunger, Anyway?

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.