Being Larry David On Curb Your Enthusiasm

Did Bill Clinton Actually Think That He Could Get Blow Jobs From A Jewish Woman And There Would Be No Consequences?

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough About Myself Now To Know That I Really Don't Need To Know Anymore.

I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The Neighbors - The Thieves Don't Impose. Thieves Just Want Your Things, Neighbors Want Your Time.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.