I Must Be The Only Person In

If You'd Given Me The Choice Of Going Out And Beating Four Men And Smashing A Goal In From Thirty Yards Against Liverpool Or Going To Bed With Miss World, It Would Have Been A Difficult Choice. Luckily, I Had Both.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

Football Is A Sad Game.

I Was Born With A Great Gift, And Sometimes With That Comes A Destructive Streak.