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Garry Shandling Is Someone I've Publicly Gone Gay For, For Jokes. Oh And Anyone In The Twilight Movies. I Don't Know Any Of Their Names, But All Of Them. The Wolves, The Vampires? They're All Fantastic.

If Fox Mulder Discovered That Larry Sanders Was A Clone? I Think He Would Stab Him . . . But It Wouldn't Be With An Ice Pick.

I Look Back The Old Old Ones [x-files Series], From The Beginning, And I'm Kind Of Mortified By My Acting! But I'm Kind Of Impressed By My Enthusiasm. I'm Just Thankful That I Got To Become Better At What I Did, And That We Didn't Get Cancelled In The First Year.

My Whole Life, Ive Wanted Things Before I Was Ready. I Was Always Pushing For The Next Job, The Next Success. I Was So Focused On Achieving And The Path That I Was Missing Some Great Point About Life.

At Princeton I Wrote My Junior Paper On Virginia Woolf, And For My Senior Thesis I Wrote On Samuel Beckett. I Wrote Some About "between The Acts" And "mrs. Dalloway'' But Mostly About "to The Lighthouse." With Beckett I Focused, Perversely, On His Novels, "molloy," "malone Dies," And "the Unnamable." That's When I Decided I Should Never Write Again.