I Don't Think I'd Ever Be Cruel

People… They Don’t Write Anymore – They Blog. Instead Of Talking, They Text, No Punctuation, No Grammar: Lol This And Lmfao That. You Know, It Just Seems To Me It’s Just A Bunch Of Stupid People Pseudo-communicating With A Bunch Of Other Stupid People In A Proto-language That Resembles More What Cavemen Used To Speak Than The King’s English.

The Critical Mind Is The Creative Mind.

I Enjoy Comedy And I Hope That People Enjoy Watching Me Do It.

Every Time Mulder Smiles, People Say, 'god, It Was Great To See You Smile. Mulder Never Smiles.' I Say, 'mulder Smiles A Whole Lot. He Smiles At Least Once A Show.' People Get These Ideas In Their Heads And They're Impossible To Shake. But, To Be Honest With You, Mulder Is Every Bit As Vulnerable And Quirky As Ally Mcbeal. I Think Mulder Has Pretty Good Legs, Too.

If I Were Gay, You Know. I Think Woody Allen Is One Of A Long List Of Men I Might Go Gay For.