You're Kinda Striding The Line Of What's

Most Journalists Expect Me To Answer All Their Questions About Aliens And Spaceships.

On The One Hand, People Think They Own Kids; They Feel That They Have The Right To Tell The Kids What To Do. On The Other Hand, People Envy Kids. We'd Like To Be Kids Our Whole Lives. Kids Get To Do What They Do. They Live On Their Instincts.

Willie Mays Was The Best Ever. When I Was In College I Once Made A Catch Like The One Mays Made Over His Head. Sometimes When I'm Lying In Bed At Night I Think About It. It Still Makes Me Warm.

Feelings Come And Go, Unless You Don't Feel Them. Then They Stay, And Hurt, And Grow Pear-shaped And Weird.

You're Raising A Kid And You Give It Food And Shelter And, Most Importantly, You Give It The Feeling That It's Special. I Think People React To Celebrities Like That - I Mean, They Treat Celebrities Like Children.