I Mean, If I Was Living To

When You See A Fantastic Colour Or Cut In A Magazine, Perched Up On Some Famous So-and-so's Head, It's Tempting To Ask Your Stylist For The Same, But Do Not Be Fooled. The Hair In Those Fancy Photos Can Be Very High Maintenance.

I Want To Make The Ikea Of Clothes For Fat Girls And Boys. Cheap, Affordable, Basic - But Ethically Made. Basics, You Know? Like Spanx - I'm Still Confused As To Why Retailers Haven't Ripped Them Off Yet And Done It Well. It's Because They Don't Understand The Basics Behind It. I Love Spanx. I'm Wearing 'em Right Now!

I'm A Great Believer In Karma And The Vengeance That It Serves Up To Those Who Are Deliberately Mean Is Generally Enough For Me.

I Shave My Body In All Kinds Of Ways, Wear Tons Of Eyeliner And Dye My Hair Pink.

Abba Was A Direct Influence On Me.