I've Had A Ton Of Fast-food Jobs

I Don't Feel Famous And I Didn't Want My Autobiography To Be Like A Paris Hilton Story.

I Always Think That People Think That Women In Music Are Always Angry. I'm Not Angry. Rock 'n' Roll Music Made By Men Is So Much More Over-the-top Aggressive Than When A Women Says "you" And They're Screaming It, It's Like, 'oh My God!' I'm Like, 'have You Heard Rock Music Made By Men?'

My Number-one Theory In Life Is That Style Is Proportional To Your Lack Of Resources - The Less You Have, The More Stylish You're Likely To Be.

I Believe I Owe All The Best Parts Of My Adulthood To Embracing My Imperfections And Showcasing Them.

Here Is My Prescription To Heal All Wounds. Watch The Film Funny Girl At Least Five Times, Eat At Least 45 Chocolate Bars, And Hang Out With All Those Friends You Blew Off To Hang Out With Your Ex. I Truly Believe That, Through A Combination Of Nutella, Old Pals And Barbra Streisand, We Can Achieve Happiness And, Very Probably, World Peace.