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For Years Now I Have Run A Kitchen-sink Punk Salon In My House, Called Salon Du Gay. In The Early Days, People Would Pay For A Riot Grrrl Bob Or A Passable Bleach Job With A Mixtape, $3 Or A Selection Of Baked Goods - Whichever They Could Afford. More Recently Though, With Gossip Doing Well, I've Performed These Punk Hair Transformations For Free.

I Love Vivienne Westwood. Her Work Is So Interesting, You Can Always Find Something That's Great And Fits You.

Girls Are Taught To Sing High And Pretty, Like Antony, Not Low And From The Guts Like Nina Simone. But We're Slowly Trying To Change That. There Are So Many Things We're Not Told Growing Up, And It's Our True Feminist Responsibility To Take The Truth To The People Who Need To Hear It.

Here Is My Prescription To Heal All Wounds. Watch The Film Funny Girl At Least Five Times, Eat At Least 45 Chocolate Bars, And Hang Out With All Those Friends You Blew Off To Hang Out With Your Ex. I Truly Believe That, Through A Combination Of Nutella, Old Pals And Barbra Streisand, We Can Achieve Happiness And, Very Probably, World Peace.

I've Had A Ton Of Fast-food Jobs - It Changes Your Approach To Human Interaction Forever.