I Made A Game Effort To Argue

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

There Is Only One Way To Pitch To Musial - Under The Plate.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Some Guys Are Admired For Coming To Play, As The Saying Goes. I Prefer Those Who Come To Kill.