Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

Some Guys Are Admired For Coming To Play, As The Saying Goes. I Prefer Those Who Come To Kill.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.