What Are We Out At The Park

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

There Is Only One Way To Pitch To Musial - Under The Plate.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.