What Are We Out At The Park

What Are We Out At The Park For Except To Win?

And Luck? I've Always Said About Dizzy Dean That If The Roof Fell In And Diz Was Sitting In The Middle Of The Room, Everybody Else Would Be Buried In The Debris And A Gumdrop Would Drop Into His Mouth.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.