I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.

I Don't Want To Get High With My Kids, Because Then Everything Is Different Forever. That's So Stupid, I Think.

If You Love With Violence And You Hate With Violence There Is Nothing That Can Be Questioned.

I'm Tired Of Pretending Like I'm Not Bitching, A Total Fricking Rock Star From Mars...

I Have Tiger Blood Running Through My Vains.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.