I'm Bi-winning. I Win Here, I Win

We're Going To Shoot One Polaroid Per Show. I'm Going To Sign This Before It Even Develops Because I Know That Once It Develops With My Signature On It, It's Worth A Fortune. I'll Make This A Work Of Magic Warlock Art.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Is Winning. This Bootleg Cult, Arrogantly Referred To As Alcoholics Anonymous, Reports A 5 Percent Success Rate. My Success Rate Is 100 Percent.

Shut Your Evil Mucus-hole You Truth Terrorist. You Lose Every Time A Mirror Implodes From Your Barbed And Gristle Image.

I'm An F-18, Bro, And I Will Destroy You In The Air And Deploy My Ordnance To The Ground.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Right Now Is Winning.