I'm Bi-winning. I Win Here, I Win

I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute Victory On Every Front.

I Don't Want To Get High With My Kids, Because Then Everything Is Different Forever. That's So Stupid, I Think.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Is Winning. This Bootleg Cult, Arrogantly Referred To As Alcoholics Anonymous, Reports A 5 Percent Success Rate. My Success Rate Is 100 Percent.

I've Fallen For You Like A Blind Roofer.

You Should Have Read The Directions Before You Showed Up To The Party.