I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.

If Someone Follows You, Go To A Different Room. If They Keep Following You, Get In Your Car. If They Follow You In Your Car, Drive To A Police Station. There Are Ways To Not Engage.