I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute

Resentments Are The Rocket Fuel That Lives In The Tip Of My Saber.

Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause Your Soul To Weep And Forfeit

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.

I'm Kind Of Old-fashioned In A Lot Of Ways. I Prefer Mano A Mano. Even If You Have Two Girls In The House, It's Not Like We're Together All The Time. But I Need Variety.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Is Winning. This Bootleg Cult, Arrogantly Referred To As Alcoholics Anonymous, Reports A 5 Percent Success Rate. My Success Rate Is 100 Percent.