I Don't Believe In Rock Bottom. Rock

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

I Think I Have A Duty As A Recovering Guy To Help, To Make My Knowledge Of What I Went Through Accessible.

My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do The Math.

Touch My Children And I Will Eat Your Hands Off Your Freakin Arms.

You Never Have To Look Over Your Shoulder When You Tell The Truth. You Never Have To Remember The Details, Because They Are What They Are. And You Don't Have To Make Sure Your Story Matches Everyone Else's.