Who You Gonna Believe-me Or Your Lying

The Way I See It, The Earth Is Going To Be Here After We're Dead And Gone. Even If It's A Polluted Planet, And They Messed It Up. Where Do They Go From Here - To Another Planet So They Can Mess That Up Too?

I See People As The Nucleus Of A Great Idea That Hasn't Come To Be Yet.

Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't Have Time.

You Don't Get To Be Old Bein' No Fool.

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.