I Love Money, I Love Women, I

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

Men Want Success And Sex. Women Want Everything.

I'd Like To Think That The Boring Lady Who's Talking To Me Now Is A Lot Sexier And More Interesting Than The One Who's Doing Npr. You Know, Studious And Reserved, And - I Bet You're A Lot Of Fun At A Party.

Within The Perfect Situation, Not Everything Is Perfect.

The Root Of All Evil Isn't Money; Rather, It's Not Having Enough Money.