I Think I Know It All, Relatively

Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.

When You Are A Rock Star In Front Of 20,000 People, You Receive Instant Gratification. A Rock Star On Tour Is A King In His Domain.

It's Very Professionally Done, Very Clever Songwriting. I Like Backstreet Boys More Than 'n Sync, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, It's All Very Well Done Stuff. Much Better Than The Partridge Family And New Kids On The Block. I Took My Kids To See Backstreet Boys Live And They Flipped Out

When You Walk Through A Bad Neighborhood, You Don't Want A Poodle By Your Side. You Want A Rottweiler.

I'm In A Weird Band. We've Done Very Well. The American Dream Is Alive And Well.