Don't Believe Bands Who Say It's All

The Most Important Word In American, In Western Culture, Is "i."

Men Want Success And Sex. Women Want Everything.

Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.

Kiss Is The Number-one American Band In Gold-record Sales. In The World, Only The Beatles And The Stones Are Ahead Of Us. Every Other Band Should Be Wiping My Ass. The Line Forms Over There To The Left.

It's Hard To See Your Destination When You're Focused On The Cracks In The Sidewalk.