A Good Marriage Can Be Ruined By

In Time Of War, If You Go Through A Bad Neighborhood, I Don't Want A Little French Poodle, I Want A Rottweiler On My Hands.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

Before A Show, You Might Have Aches Or Pains, Or It's A Bad Rainy Day, Or It's Too Humid. We All Complain About Stuff. But... How Do I Put This Poetically? Once It's The Roar Of The Crowd And The Smell Of The Greasepaint, Forget It. Once The Adrenaline Kicks In And Your Chest Expands, You Forget About All That.

Unless You Took Courses In Architecture, Engineering, Or Pre-med, The Rest Of Your Liberal Arts Education Hardly Prepares You For Life As The Business Warrior And Champion You Envision Yourself To Be.

Recognize A Rock 'n' Roller For What He Is, Which Is A Damned Lucky Guy Not To Have To Work For A Living.