I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't

I've Tried To Be A Better Person... I've Tried, And Tried And Tried! You Know How Hard I've Tried! Tell Me How I've Tried..." "nice Try... Five Cents, Please!

I Think I'll Go Over And Introduce Myself To That Little Red-haired Girl. I Think I'll Introduce Myself, And Then Ask Her To Come Over And Sit Next To Me. I Think I'll Ask Her To Sit Next To Me Here, And Then I Think I'll Tell Her How Much I've Always Admired Her... I Think I'll Flap My Arms, And Fly To The Moon.

Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

Sometimes, When You're Really Depressed, All You Want To Do Is Nothing. All You Want To Do Is Lean Your Head On Your Arm, And Stare Into Space. Sometimes This Can Go On For Hours. If You're Unusually Depressed, You May Have To Change Arms.

I Have Deep Feelings Of Depression... What Can I Do About This?' 'snap Out Of It! Five Cents, Please.