I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!

I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird... Mockingbirds Imitate The Songs Of Other Birds... No, I've Never Heard Of Any Copyright Problems.

Lucy: Do You Think You Have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I Don't Know, What Is Pantophobia? Lucy: The Fear Of Everything. Charlie: That's It!!!

I'm Dying And All I Hear Are Insults!

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!