I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't

I Never Seem To Know What's Going On... Right From The Very Start, My Life Has Been Strange. I Think I Know What Happened... I Must Have Missed All The Rehearsals.

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!

What's This? That Little Red-haired Girl Dropped Her Pencil... Gee... It's Got Teeth Marks All Over It... She Nibbles Her Pencil... She's Human!

Just Thinking About A Friend Makes You Want To Do A Happy Dance, Because A Friend Is Someone Who Loves You In Spite Of Your Faults.

On A Beautiful Day Like This It Would Be Best To Stay In Bed So You Wouldn't Get Up And Spoil It!