I Was Jumping Rope. Everything Was Fine.

Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

Do You Have Your Own Room, Charlie Brown?" "oh, Yes... I Have A Very Nice Room." "i Hope You Realize That You Won't Always Have Your Own Room... Someday You'll Get Drafted Or Something, And You'll Have To Leave Your Room Forever!" "why Do You Tell Me Things Like That?" "it's On A List I've Made Up For You... I Call It, Things You Might As Well Know!

I Fall In Love With Any Girl Who Smells Of Library Paste.

All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn't A Dog.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.