I Do Get Obsessed With Constantly Thinking

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And Ignorance.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!