No Nation Ever Had Two Better Friends

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

If You Are Trying To Get Out Of The Hole, Stop Digging.

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

You Must Never Tell A Thing. You Must Illustrate It. We Learn Through The Eye And Not The Noggin.

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.