No Party Is As Bad As Its

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.

It Is A Good Thing That We Do Not Get As Much Government As We Pay For.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. There Could Be Only A Quarter Or A Third As Many Congressmen Or Senators, And We Would Pick Better Ones Then. But It's The System That We Have Always Used, And There Is No Use Getting All Overcome With Perspiration Over It. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

I Traveled A Good Deal All Over The World, And I Got Along Pretty Good In All These Foreign Countries, For I Have A Theory That It's Their Country And They Got A Right To Run It Like They Want To.