I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.

What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You Are The Writer, Producer, Director, Sometimes Bouncer.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.