I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black

I Can Always Get Better. A Lot Of My Ex-girlfriends Don't Think I'm Funny.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex Off Your Phone, It Feels Lighter.

I Always Wanted To Do A B&e. Not Bacon And Eggs. Although I Could Always Go For Bacon And Eggs. I'm Talking About Breaking In And Entering.

You Know Your Girls Up To No Good When Her And Her Friends Make A Pact To Post Nothing On Instagram.