I Love Fashion, But I Don't Come

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.