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I've Finally Found My Home - As Lt. Frank Drebin.

Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do... You Never Know When You're Finished.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

I Really Have To Keep An Eye On Myself, Because Sometimes I Think I Might Say Something Important.