Sometimes Integrity Is A Punch In The

Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?