Sometimes Integrity Is A Punch In The

I've Finally Found My Home - As Lt. Frank Drebin.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.

Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As Jumping On A Bicycle With The Seat Missing, But It Hurts.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.