I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

When I Was Three, My Dad Thought It Would Be Hilarious To Teach Me Swear Words, Then Have Me Say Them To His Friends. They Would Laugh And Laugh. I Realize Now The Laugh Was Pure Shock Value, But It Felt Really Good, And I've Been Chasing It Ever Since.

I Don't Really Care For Like Fat Jokes About Women, Specifically.

The Female Nudity In Movies Is Always Sexualized.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

I Commend You On All You've Done For Peta, Wrestling The One-eyed Trouser Snake With Your Bare Hands, Gently Cuddling It In Your Arms, And Nurturing It Back To Health.