I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.

I Started Out In Clubs, And I've Always Liked Clubs. I Like Theaters Because People Are There For The Show.

People Say, Like, "i Love When You Smile Because Part Of Your Mouth Goes Up," Then I Never Organically Smile Again.

I'd Rather Have A Girl Exposed To Me Than 25 Women In Prom Dresses Vying For A Stranger.

I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe I Don't Cry Salty Tears As Much.