I Don't Really Care For Like Fat

Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden. I Remember Just Sobbing.

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.

I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since I Was 6, And You Know, It's A Recipe For Disaster.

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.