I Don't Really Care For Like Fat

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.

Relations Between Black And White Would Be Greatly Improved If We Were More Accepting Of Our Fears And Our Feelings And More Vocal About It.

I Don't Think Half My Stuff Would Be Funny If The Audience Didn't Feel At Least A Little Bit Safe That It's Not How I Truly Feel.

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.