I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos,

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.