I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos,

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.