I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos,

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

When I Look Out Into Your Faces, You Know What I See? I See A Little Bit Of Elvis In Each And Every One Of You Out There.