I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

I Don't Normally Talk About My Religion Publicly Because I Don't Want People To Associate Me And My Flaws With This Beautiful Thing. And I Believe It Is Beautiful Religion If You Learn It The Right Way.

No One Wants To Get Their Ass Beat To A Soundtrack.

I Felt In A Lot Of Instances I Was Deliberately Being Put Through Stress Because When You're A Guy Who Generates Money, People Have A Vested Interest In Controlling You.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.