I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.

There's Something About Doing Stand-up That's Cathartic.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.