I Love Austin, But Last Time I

I Want To Get A Tattoo Of The Word Irony, Only Misspelled.

Yeah We're Not Together Anymore. She Has Got - She Has Got A New Boyfriend Now. They Just Moved Into Together. And I've Heard Rumors That He Is Abusive, Which Makes You Want To Go Over There With A Baseball Bat. And Then Blame It On Her Boyfriend.

I Will Never Understand How A Mother Can Kill Her Own Baby And Not Get Away With It.

Who Do You Think Was Smarter, Jesus Or Buddha? I Mean, Just In Terms Of Not Letting Themselves Get Crucified.

God, That Anthony Jeselnik Show Sounds Really Funny.