Childhood Obesity Affects All Pedophiles.

Do Whatever You Want To Do, Whenever You Want To Do It

I Come Up With My Jokes By Thinking Of A Topic.

I Like To Read, But Otherwise I'm Just Your Average, Self-obsessed Comedian. It's Pretty Much All I Think About.

I Try To Retire Jokes As Soon As I Can Once I Put Them On An Album. But I Can't Think Of Anything I Just Stopped Doing For No Reason.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.