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I Always Loved Comedy, But It Never Seemed Like Something That I Could Do Professionally.

I Think A Theater Show Is A Pure Version Of Me Doing My Material. The Theater Crowd Is A Bit More Polite, There Really Aren't Hecklers, And There Are A Lot Of People There To See Me, And They're Excited About The Jokes And Hanging Out With Me For A Show.

I Love Anyone Who Surprises Me And Makes Me Laugh.

I Don't Ever Want To Have Kids Of My Own. But I Do Want A Lot Of Kids.

I Feel Worthless. My Girlfriend Was Attacked On The Subway Yesterday. And I Can't Even Enjoy It.