I Love Advertising Because I Love Lying.

The Only Way A Show Works Is You Find People Who You Think Are Qualified And Talented And You Give Them A Chance To Do What They Do.

I Like Any Cereal. I Like The Idea Of Just Eating And Drinking With One Hand Without Looking.

On The Side Of Box Of My Superman Costume It Actually Said - 'do Not Attempt To Fly!'

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.