I Look At Life As Being Cruise

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.

No One Ever Mentioned It, But Thousands Of Men Welcomed World War Ii As A Way To Escape Their Humdrum Lives Rather Than A Chance To Fight For God And Country.

There Isn't A Child Who Hasn't Gone Out Into The Brave New World Who Eventually Doesn't Return To The Old Homestead Carrying A Bundle Of Dirty Clothes.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

People Who Live In Glass Houses Have To Wash Their Windows All The Time.