I Live Way Below My Means.

Smart Is Knowing If You're Dumb. Knowing When To Shut Up And To Listen To People That Are Smarter Than You.

The Advantage That My Children Have Is That My Children Are Encountering The Nicest White People That America Has Ever Produced. Let’s Hope America Keeps Producing Nicer White People.

If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy" And His Mama "pam", He's Going To Jail!

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

Right Now, My Job Is That I'm Like An Ambulance Chaser. I've Got To Look For Movies With White Guys Falling Out Of Them.