I Live Way Below My Means.

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.

George Bush Hates Midgets.

Shaq Is Rich. The White Man Who Signs His Check... Is Wealthy. "ah, Here You Go, Shaq. Go Buy Yourself A Bouncing Car. Bling, Bling!"

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies... A Man's Lie Is, "i'm At Tony House, I Was At Kenny House!" A Woman Lie Is Like, "it's Your Baby!"

Money Is The Best Lotion In The World.