I Literally Hate Working Out.

I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

I Got To Play With Nintendo's Wii, Yes It's A Funny Name And Not Very Revolutionary But It Was Fun Whipping Your Arms Around.

Everyone's So Timid And Afraid To Insult Anybody, But In The End, It's Like We're All Trying To Please Everyone. In The End, We Please No One.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

I Love Horror Movies And I Love Being Scared, But I Don't Like Them, If They're Not Based On A True Story. It's Like Knowing How The Sausage Is Made.