I'm Easy To Hate. I Get It.

I Have A Dark Sense Of Humor.

I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic. She's Dry, 100%. I'm Different From Her.

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

Nerd. Geek. Used To Be If You Self-identified That Way, You'd Get Thrown Into A Locker And Never Have Sex. Or Worse, Whatever That Is. But To Me And More And More People I Know, Being A Nerd Or A Geek Means Having Passion, Power, Intelligence. Being A Nerd Just Means There Is Something In The World That You Care Deeply About—be It Twelve-sided Dice, A Favorite Sports Team, Your New Laptop Or Night Rider.