Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of

I Just Broke Up With My Boyfriend, So I'm Officially Single. But One Thing I Find Unbelievably Annoying Is All These Guys In My Life Who Want To Save Me.

I Was In A Military Family, So By The Time I Was 13 I'd Lived In Six Different Places.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

With The Story Of Your Life, You Dont Get To Write The Whole Book, Just Your Character.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.