I Liked You Better When You Were

If I Am Duly Compared To Marlon Brando At All, Well, I Can Only Think Of The Teahouse Of The 'shanghai Noon,' That They're Comparing Me To That!

I'm From A Nice, Suburban, Middle-class Family, But My Tattoos Remind Me Where I've Been.

Then There's Your Diet. You Cut Out Sugars, Fat, Soy Sauces... Anything That's Nice. Tea And Coffee Is Replaced By Boiling Water With Lemon. It's Amazing How Quickly You Get Into It. There's Also Herbal Tea And A Lot Of Water, Obviously... About Two Litres A Day.

I'm From East Sheen, I Went To Public School Where I Learned Latin At The Age Of Nine, And Certain Expectations Were Made Of Me To Go To St Paul's, Oxbridge Maybe, And All That Kind Of Thing. And I Failed Systematically To Meet The Mark - Who I Am And What I Should Have Been Are Two Very Different Things.

And I Like People. I Like To Know What You're Really Up To. I'm A Bit Of A Nosey Busy Body. Why Do They Do The Things They Do? Why Are They Prepared To Do The Things They Do To Get What They Want? When? Where? Who?