I'm From A Nice, Suburban, Middle-class Family,

I Love Dogs. Like, A Lot. They’re My Favorite Animal. Ever.

I Think Online Dating Is A Way Of Procuring People. Like Facebook And Myspace, It's The Way That People Connect Now And Procure Small Children And Sometimes Dodgy Relationships. I Don't Think It's Very Healthy.

I Liked You Better When You Were Drunk .

Then There's Your Diet. You Cut Out Sugars, Fat, Soy Sauces... Anything That's Nice. Tea And Coffee Is Replaced By Boiling Water With Lemon. It's Amazing How Quickly You Get Into It. There's Also Herbal Tea And A Lot Of Water, Obviously... About Two Litres A Day.

I Get Hired More Then I Get Seen More. I Get Seen More Then Maybe Celebrity And Fame Happens But At The End Of The Day There's No Difference Between My Five Dollar Performance And My Fifty Million Dollar Performance. It's Not Going To Make Me A Better Father.